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  • MikkiRMD
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    I have been replaced

    Coming to work this morning, I found somebody else in my office:



    I have been replaced? By a plant? What the hell is this!

  • jriley0035
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    PottedPlantRMD has been silent for over two years. I think Mikki may have killed him. Either that, or he's too busy handling the live action portion of Quantum break. Perhaps the prop department? I will be looking.

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  • mwkcope
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    Originally posted by inferi View Post
    What am I reading? This thread unnerves me.
    I honestly have no idea, but I love it.

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  • inferi
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    What am I reading? This thread unnerves me.

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  • TannosukeGR
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    Dedicated to our dear [MENTION=22769]PottedPlantRMD[/MENTION].


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  • MestV
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    Originally posted by PottedPlantRMD View Post
    Psyeah, nice try, Buckaroo, but you can't trick me into giving away our precious future plan(T)s! But any writing that's done up in this bitch is gonna be done by me and Sam from this point on. The only thing that sad old hack's going to be writing is job applications and weepy blog posts.
    Oh really

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  • stricky345
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    A plastic tree from the future, being able to write and talk.. Very disconcerting.

    Hasn't no one thought of the fact yet, that if this fellow comes from the future, a future far away (were time travel is possible), that he not only knows everything that is going to happen (see Mikki that guy isn't that clever he is just like 1000 years ahead), but that he could also be a spy sent back in time to undermine mankind to make an envolved species like him possible?

    I bet after this he will be working in the chemical industry inventing a new intelligent plastic-compound.

    Mikki you're mankind's last hope, get rid of that thing!

    Damn I miss the days when plastic-trees used to be just a mere decoration item (and I didn't even like them back then!) .

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  • GunGrave TZA
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    Meanwhile at Remedy, one of the lead writers of Alan Wake has been replaced by a plotted plant.

    This comes as no surprise following the CEO of Remedy Games, Matias Myllyrinne, stating that he felt the need to "plant new roots" within the company in order to balance out the creation of their "Gordon f***ing Ramsay hamburger", Alan Wake's American Nightmare. He says that having a balanced diet is an important part of Remedy's culture, and Mikki "weeding his way through the company" would not be allowed any further. In the meantime, Mr. Plant has been met with a bright sunshine of praise from his co-workers, managing to breathe new life into the office and quite literally changing the atmosphere of it for the better.

    We will bring you updates as soon as more information becomes available.

    Spoiler:
    Last edited by GunGrave TZA; 02-24-2012, 09:52 PM.

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  • RedDevil
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    Originally posted by Master_Moridin
    Mikki, if you like I could easily take care of this. There just so happens to be an entrance to the *cough*Dark Place*cough* in my back yard.
    Or then I can loan our Stihl to him. What do you say Mikki?

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  • Master_Moridin
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    Mikki, if you like I could easily take care of this. There just so happens to be an entrance to the *cough*Dark Place*cough* in my back yard.

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  • Viceroy Phoenix
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    Originally posted by thebestbit View Post
    I remember this! Well, looks like they thought of everything after all...all we need now is a Godzilla plant that destroys all the "environmentally unfriendly" corporations.

    I can see it now: "Plantzilla, coming to a theater near you." Oh, that would be swell.

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  • jkler
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    just noticed this thread. EPIC. [/Internet]

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  • Morry
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    Am I the only one who thinks Mikki is a bit outnumbered here?

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  • ajRMD
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    Originally posted by joukoRMD View Post
    I thought that HR stands for Human Resources...
    Well, to be precise we've always said we wanted the best talent. Limiting this to humans would demonstrate a complete lack of vision by the management, right?

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  • djshauny1
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    Originally posted by TannosukeGR View Post
    [MENTION=22769]PottedPlantRMD[/MENTION], care to share some leafs to smoke?
    Very good

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